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Gnomes

While on our neighborhood walks, my wife and I would see garden gnomes in some of the yards, and we had a bit of word play, which we'd share with grandkids, and now here...

-- What do you call a garden gnome who is by himself? a gnome alone

-- What do you call a gnome out west? gnome on the range

-- What do you call a garden gnome in the city? a metro gnome

-- How does a garden gnome his hair? a gnome comb

-- How does a garden gnome hide his baldness? with a gnome over

-- What do you call a gnome by another name? a gnome de plume

-- How does a gnome name his children? using gnomen-clature

-- Where do garden gnomes come from? Gnome, Alaska

-- What do you call an unmarried female gnome? Miss Gnomer

-- What is unique about gnome DNA? it has a ge-gnome 

-- What do you call a gnome with lots of children? a poly-gnomial



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