While on our neighborhood walks, my wife and I would see garden gnomes in some of the yards, and we had a bit of word play, which we'd share with grandkids, and now here... -- What do you call a garden gnome who is by himself? a gnome alone -- What do you call a gnome out west? gnome on the range -- What do you call a garden gnome in the city? a metro gnome -- How does a garden gnome his hair? a gnome comb -- How does a garden gnome hide his baldness? with a gnome over -- What do you call a gnome by another name? a gnome de plume -- How does a gnome name his children? using gnomen-clature -- Where do garden gnomes come from? Gnome, Alaska -- What do you call an unmarried female gnome? Miss Gnomer -- What is unique about gnome DNA? it has a ge-gnome -- What do you call a gnome with lots of children? a poly-gnomial
Every now and then I rearrange my top ten or fifteen of what I consider to be classic Christian works that every Christian should read or be familiar with . Excluding works of fiction, poetry, and the larger works of theology* here are my current top 15... On The Incarnation , Athanasius. The Confessions of Augustine . The Consolation of Philosophy , Anicius Boethius. [ New to the top 15 ] On Loving God , Bernard of Clairvaux. Pensées , Blaise Pascal. Commentary on Galatians , Martin Luther. The Pilgrim's Progress , John Bunyan. Religious Affections , Jonathan Edwards. Christianity and Liberalism , Gresham Machen. The Inspiration and Authority of the Bible , B. B. Warfield. Life Together, Dietrich Bonhoeffer. The Everlasting Man , G. K. Chesterton Mere Christianity , C. S. Lewis. Knowing God , J. I. Packer. The Cross of Christ , John R. W. Stott. * Recommended fiction : George MacDonald, and anything by the Inklings (J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, etc.) Poetry : George Herber...