There are some advantages to being a male of the species. Quoted by Robert Lewis in The Great Adventure (Men's Fraternity): Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack. You don't have to shave below your neck. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me." One mood, all the time. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Gray hair and wrinkles add character...