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sometimes it's good to be a man

There are some advantages to being a male of the species. Quoted by Robert Lewis in The Great Adventure (Men's Fraternity):

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
  • You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me."
  • One mood, all the time.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
  • Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
  • If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

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