sometimes it's good to be a man

There are some advantages to being a male of the species. Quoted by Robert Lewis in The Great Adventure (Men's Fraternity):

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
• You don't have to shave below your neck.
• You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
• You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me."
• One mood, all the time.
• You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
• Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
• If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.